Please tell me how it feels to publicly dance with a penis in your ass.
I often wear heels out, but now I wonder if I switched to flip flops, would it be easier to get rammed in my butthole by a total stranger with creepface when on the dance floor?
Should I dry hump a 12 year old boy next to my best friend on the couch?
Or should we be more discreet in the bathroom...
How large should the hole in the front of my jeans be?
What time is the appropriate time to give head to an unidentifiable man in front of my friends...
And how hard is too hard when being degraded with hair pulling by a guy I've never met before?
I'm totally clueless on how to be a classless vag
when dealing with the opposite sex in a shopping center bar that looks like an old gutted Eckerds with "club" themed cardboard glued to the walls.
Any help will be greatly appreciated.
-Defame
68 comments:
Wow, they better class up before Midget Mack gets there!
wow. where are all the arrows and "gross!" comments?
think I'm gonna start wearing "tap in" shirts and trying to get in on this.
Um, wow. There are no words.
Can I get a side order of Jesus Christ with my round of What the Fuck?
But honestly, you had me at "Dear Ladies of Snatch." Haha! Sometimes I think they create this shit and take these pictures just for you. I have a hard time wrapping my mind around the fact this shit really happens and these people actually exist. I'm glad I'm sheltered. And have integrity. And at least a little dignity.
I see you've brought back the "GROSS:_____" column under a different name.
Yeesh.
where do i sign up?
OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ DATE RAPE OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ GANGBANG OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ BUKAKE OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ DATE RAPE OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ...
looks like fun. :\
Crap. For the first time ever I'm speechless.
what?
like this shit wasnt going on at crush last night?
I agree. Penis Ass is a very popular dance move at all the clubs.
Hmm...At crush its a bunch of booty dancing 18 year olds fresh out of highschool. Here its 21+ supposedly intelligent girls in college seeking degrees to work with me or be the boss of me in the real world. Strip clubs are classier than this. At least they try to implement a no touching rule in respect to the women. If anything happens beyond that it's behind the scenes. Here its just a blatant slutfest free for all. Your dignity is on the ground ladies. While your bent over letting him dry hump your pussy, maybe you should reach down and pick it up.
with all this dry humping i have but one question...
WHO'S FUCKIN TONIGHT?!
http://www.orangecountyconcepts.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/valentinesday09b1.jpg
oontz oontz whats to play!
" OOOOHHH, the Snatch Dick-touch, my favorite move."
josh, the only thing you'd need to sign up for would be here
http://www.orchd.com/STD/index.asp
i'd make the appointment next day, earlier the better
@ " OOOOHHH, the Snatch Dick-touch, my favorite move."
"Don't worry baby, I'll just put in the tip..."
Classy, but what can you expect from no talent hacks? Sex sells, even if it's your only selling point. This would be fun if I was 13 and it was held in my middle school cafeteria.
don't these "ladies" know that with pictures like this surfacing on the internet. their hopes of marrying someone rich and powerful completely evaporates? I have to assume that their only aspirations in life are to marry rich because god knows with antics like these they lack the self assurance and respect for themselves to actually do anything on their own.
i'd say the presence of photographers in a club when im drunk and of course defame, make me a little self conscious when out now.
but when i actually think about it, or see photos like these, is this really what i want other people to see me look like?
time to master the art of looking classy while still having a good time.
Snatch is offensive, and I <3 it. btw I am secretly in love with Jessica Faren... and the only thing really left to wonder about with this blog is:
WHO'S FUCKIN' TONIGHT?!!?!?
http://www.orangecountyconcepts.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/valentinesday09b1.jpg
not so secret anymore
in my previous comment i was not implying that josh needs to be tested but a person involved in that vagina fest may want to seek help afterward.
I wish Jessica would just go by her real name Kapow on here. It would keep me from wondering who she was next time.
I imagine the montage for this could have been triple the size.
I fucking love the girls who you KNOW are going to come in here and post about how degrading this shit is, and, "don't these girls know...".
I mean really.
Of course they do. We all do; yet, we all still find it violently funny. For fuck's sake, we're commenting on pictures regarding a "dance" that consists of seeing how close you can come to snagging some girl's black-cherry through her fucking jeans. That shit's hysterical.
Truly witty. Had a spice the previous one was missing.
I figured why bother with the last post. The comments were going to focus on the same old shit anyways...
What the complete hell is this fuckery?
STD SATURDAYS AND KNIGHT CLUB! So fresh!!~!
Knight Klub has got to be the worst name for a club ever. Enticing 17 year-olds is the name of the game, I suppose.
Add lots of men and you've got an Orange County Concepts party.
Sausage Saturdays.
I'm sick to my stomach.
sausage saturdays!! whos fuckin tonight!!!!
seems like a party for lowlifes.
... At least it's not another "night" done by What's Hot
(I can't believe those guys still even exist)
those pictures were digusting...but the writing made it funny and was probably the only reason i made it to the end of the post.
I'm nowhere near Orlando or even Florida and this blog link just got passed to me. The pictures were appauling and the people who run these nights should be shot for making your city look like such trailer trash.
We love our trailer trash city, Dan.
um...i could do without these these skanks and skankbros.
@Dan - That's not trailer trash, that's the future.
Looks like Crush with straight bill hats and more people.
Ughh my roomate loves that place. Sometimes she really makes me sad.
In the true spirit of this particular post, I'd like to wish everyone a Happy Valentine's Day. May you end the night with a boner in the bathroom area. It is Snatch Saturday after all.
i went, and now it burns when i pee.
I think they were filming the sequel for Idiocracy.
hahaha wow. i loved the post but...you guys are dicks and need to find something better to do with your lives. seriously... quit dissing Brian and occ. they're one of the best night life companies right now.just because you cant pull off half of the nights they do doesn't mean you can sit there and hate on others.wow. mature.Maybe if you put in half the effort the people behind occ did then u could be good too. but your lowlifes and can't appreciate all the business they bring in.
Lele, grow the fuck up and get off the site. If you knew anything about what goes on you'd realize Brian could really give a shit.
OrangeCountyConcepts ANGEL---
if you measure success in playing unoriginal top 40 radio edits, std's, gross roast beef skanks, and visor wearing dudebros then yea i guess these guys are doing a great job!
funny thing is... its still WAY better than TDs and Scoop!
OCC Angel-fuck off. I'd like to see OCC pull off ONE successful night downtown, without the UCF/STD crowd involved. Never would happen. Die.
Leah the only thing you have to be grateful to Brian is for your fake ID working at every club you go to. You're what, 17?
Leah =! OCC.
Fuck her, fuck her life.
BACKBOOTH TONIGHT. 7PM.
defame went to snatch, ask her.
I totally did. I decided to do some on the scene investigating since I was three blocks away. Entering the bar and hearing Docta Dawe say "Fuck My Life" over the mic, was pretty amazing.
"And how hard is too hard when being degraded with hair pulling by a guy I've never met before?"
b-b-but they met a whole six pictures prior.
when these guys get charged with statutory rape, will doctor dawe be charged as an accessory?
Your break sucks.
your break does fucking suck.
HI WIENERS. WE HATE YOU TOO.
fuckingstop.blogspot.com
ugh come back.
break over. no more break.
Dawes girlfriends looks like a stepford wife with a meth addiction.
Break out my graphic T, my jeans with paint splatter (purchased that way), and my Von Dutch hat(is that still in style?). I'm there!
Ugh! Now, I'm left to reminisce about another of OCC's failed parties in "Snatch."
Gross.
Write something new, Defame, please.
It could easily have been me on every photos. Not proud or ashame about it. It just happen. At that specific moment, I choosed consciously to do it and we were laughing a lot. You cannot do that and not laugh. Enjoy life, it's short! :) I am living, clubbing and dating in Moscow now. :)
HAHAHA SEXY!
hozzzzzzz what a party in Orlando i really want to visit that place wonderful entertainment.
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