Zack is your everyday average guy
Who enjoys hobbies such as arts and crafts and building
a "health freak" lifestyle
Quaint bike rides alone through the park
And just spending normal quite evenings at home with friends. Away from the party scene.
Zack is best known for sharing the natural pheromones his armpits produce when out and about or dwarfing Perry by standing next to him the entire night while he DJ's. To sample, please scratch and sniff the image below
and look no further ladies.
1-800-3454-23429 Bachelor # 76456
26 comments:
diapers again???
hey at least he looks better in diapers then singer.
i can't believe those words just came out of my mouth.
I think you need to focus on the fact that local Orlando men are wearing diapers.
Fairly often.
the zombie pic rules
my favorite thing about defame is the photoshopped pictures.
Niiceee haha he was asking for this
See you tonight baby girl furoche!
YES! i geuss our talk last night finally got me a spot! i dont know where to start. thank you orlando for being ridiculous. and for the record. we had a diaper party a year and a half ago and actually pissed ourselves to test them out. what better thing to have while drinking than a diaper
zack rules, he's such a nice guy.
he is nice and i'd date him. but i keep calling that number and nothing...what the fuck.
Baby girl Furoce, hahahaha.
Grown men in diapers. No wonder I don't want to date any of the guys I meet in Orlando.
this diaper thing is getting a little disturbing. more so that guys arent even taking account to how gross they are looking to the ladies out there. they just dont care and should all probably date eachother.
MILLER HIGH LIFE FUCK YEAH!!!!
"we had a diaper party a year and a half ago and actually pissed ourselves to test them out."
why cant everyone who gets defamed take it as good as furoche did?
"this diaper thing is getting a little disturbing."
edit:
a lot disturbing!
his armpits really do stank
why cant everyone who gets defamed take it as good as furoche did?
Because they're insecure twerps who's entire fucking lives revolve around what people think of their lame copycat house night, who incidentally are too full of themselves to realize that they're unoriginal insecure twerps.
i'm so glad he let this stay up. shows what a good sport great person he is.
zack mentioned having a lady in the other post. does this mean he's off the market already??
zack is so gross lol. this is ridiculous. i love it.
This guy used to bang one of my friends and he is nice enough.
Jerry Buttlust
WOW! that kid in the zombie picture with zack is hawt!!!
Zack fortune not foruche started out a teen hermaferdite with pink hair ready to suck whomevers dick made him famous. Every week is some horrible thing "he had absolutely nothing to do with" cause "I'm just always chillin dude I don't wanna fight".( unless it makes him tougher obviously. how have I known this kid at least 7 years and he's still the same douchebag he was than. As an eligible bacholar(?) be sure to consider his astounding personal hygiene, fashion sense, and past stds before allowing any contact. And only cause of the knifing do I say'shit happens to shit heads', any real man wouldn't have let those " puerto rican" dudes have a chance at this girl. Oh and if they were drunk driving..... How did he and 2 lady friends who'd been drinking all day get around..?
If only you could force this kid out of Orlando now
I really just don't fucking understand the diaper thing? Explanation... anybody?
I used to go to elementary school with Zach.
He recently broke his leg in three places.
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